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Dude boobs are man mammeries that resemble women's breasts. The beauty of doobs can be measured by size and bounce factors. Many people ask, "Are doobs right or are they wrong?" The answer to this query, Young Grasshopper, is very simple: they're so wrong, they're absolutely right.

Exhibit A: Man Boobs

Exhibit A: The doobs are a little lumpy, but they aren't any less wonderful.


Dude Boobs, Dude

Classic case of the all-American dude boob (aka "doob"). Don't these pasty doobs deserve some Mardi Gras beads?
After reading the above, you cannot possibly get this wrong, so this is to see if you've really been paying attention:


Doobs in the Noos