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Dude with DoobsDude boobs are man mammeries that resemble women's breasts. The beauty of doobs can be measured by size and bounce factors. Many people ask, "Are doobs right -- or are they wrong?" The answer to this query, Young Grasshopper, is very simple: they're so wrong, they're absolutely right.



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Exhibit A: Man Boobs
Exhibit A: The doobs are a little lumpy, but they aren't any less wonderful.


D(.)(.)B QUIZZIE
After reading the above, you *cannot* possibly get this question wrong. We've created this little quizzie is to see if you've actually been paying attention:


WHY ILOVE THOSE DOOBSDOOBS
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They're meaty.
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They're purdy.
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They're fluffy
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Dude Boobs, Dude
Classic case of the all-American dude boob (aka "doob"). Don't these pasty doobs deserve some Mardi Gras beads?


D(.)(.)BS IN THE N(.)(.)S
What are dude boobs? - Dood Boobs (a.k.a Doobs)



DISTURBING D(.)(.)B NEWS
Doob Serial Killer: Bobby Joe Long
Serial Killer with Doobs: "Bobby Joe Long (in a family photo above) ... had an extra X (or female) chromosome, and grew abnormally large breasts in puberty (which were surgically removed)...Even after the operation, Long claimed to be affected by the moon's cycles through his own bizarre 'menstrual' cycle. Joel Norris wrote that if 'the killer is especially savage with respect to the bodies of his female victims, police should look for evidence of feminine physical traits on the suspect. Does he have especially fine hair. ... Are his features disproportionately delicate?'" ...OR DOES HE HAVE DOOBS? Yikes. (Excerpted from: What Makes Serial Killers Tick)


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Man_Boob Man Boob Help 0 Oct 26 2009, 2:54 PM EDT by Man_Boob
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I know for some people this is a fetish or a point for humour and that's fair enough - each to their own. For those that want info on how to get a flat chest then http://www.man-boob.org is another option.

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