 Man boob snack: Hot Dog Doughnut
Best to eat when: You can fit a finger in your doobie bra
Best to eat with: Ketchup and sprinkled with powdered sugar
Worth the cost? Hell yes
Where can I get it? Homemade goodness, they don't sell these
|  Man boob snack: The contents of this hijacked truck
Best to eat when: You are on the run from the law (with your man boobs flapping in the wind)
Best to eat with: Friends that will help with the hijacking
Worth the cost? Yes, it costs nothing
Where can I get it? On your local highways. It requires a little patience, but you can eat hot dog doughnuts while you wait.
| Man boob snack: Anything from the Cracker Barrel
Best to eat when: You're feeding your man boobs, way down south
Best to eat with: Grits
Worth the cost? Yes, you get 12 sides with one entree
Where can I get it? At a Cracker Barrel near you
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