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Doob FairyNot every teen-aged girl gets a visit from the titty fairy...


There are many celebrities who would gratefully take on the unwanted boobs from these dudes. Add your favorite celebrities that could benefit from some doob enhancement!




Oh, like the titty fairy would
be a chic? Come on...


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Calista Flockhart Flat Chested
Celebrity candidate: Calista Flockhart

Why she deserves doobs:

Chest size: Nearly A

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Flat Chested Kate Moss
Celebrity candidate: Kate Moss

Why she deserves doobs:

Chest size: Negative A

Recommended snacks for doobs: A field of cattle

Teen-aged boy she resembles: Leonardo Dicaprio, circa 1992

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Flat Chested Lily Allen
Celebrity candidate: Lily Allen

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Flat Chested Olson Twins
Celebrity candidates: The Olson Twins

Why they deserve doobs: Their shoulder blades have a bigger bra size than their actual chest.

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Flat Chested Kate Hudson
Celebrity candidate: Kate Hudson

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Flat Chested Kiera Knightly
Celebrity candidate: Keira Knightley

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Flat Chested Claire Danes
Celebrity candidate: Claire Danes

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