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Doob FairyNot every teen-aged girl gets a visit from the titty fairy...


There are many womencelebrities thatwho would gratefully take on the unwanted boobs from these dudes.dudes. Add your favorite celebrityscelebrities that could benefit from some tats.doob enhancement!




Oh, like the titty fairy would
be a chic? Come on...


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Calista Flockhart Flat Chested
Celebrity candidate: Calista Flockhart

Kate HudsonWhy she deserves doobs:

Chest size: Nearly A

Recommended snacks for doobs:

Teen-aged boy she resembles:

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Flat Chested Kate Moss
Celebrity candidate: Kate Moss

Claire DanesWhy she deserves doobs:

Chest size: Negative A

Recommended snacks for doobs: A field of cattle

Teen-aged boy she resembles: Leonardo Dicaprio, circa 1992

Words of encouragement:






Flat Chested Lily Allen
Celebrity candidate: Lily Allen

Why she deserves doobs:

Chest size:

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Teen-aged boy she resembles:

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Flat Chested Olson Twins
Celebrity candidates: The Olson Twins

Why they deserve doobs: Their shoulder blades have a bigger bra size than their actual chest.

Chest sizes:

Recommended snacks for doobs:

Teen-aged boy they resemble:

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Flat Chested Kate Hudson
Celebrity candidate: Kate Hudson

Why she deserves doobs:

Chest size:

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Teen-aged boy she resembles:

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Flat Chested Kiera Knightly
Celebrity candidate: Keira Knightley

Why she deserves doobs:

Chest size:

Recommended snacks for doobs:

Teen-aged boy she resembles:

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Flat Chested Claire Danes
Celebrity candidate: Claire Danes

Why she deserves doobs:

Chest size:

Recommended snacks for doobs:

Teen-aged boy she resembles:

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