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Doob Envy
The Titty Fairy Oh, like the titty fairy would |
There are many celebrities who would gratefully take on unwanted man boobs from dudes. Help fill out the column 'stats for tats' (as this will be the only 'filling out' these girls ever get.) You can also scroll to the bottom and add other celebrities that could benefit from doob enhancement! |
| Celebrity Photo | Stats for Tats |
 | Celebrity candidate: Calista Flockhart Why she deserves doobs: She's starving and her body needs to feed off of something, if only for a while. Chest size: Nearly A Recommended snacks for doobs:--- Whatever the guy in Supersize Me ate. Teen-aged boy she resembles:---  The Youngest member of HansonWhat she uses instead of a bra: An eyepatch Words of encouragement:--- One day, Calista, you too can lactate like a man. |
 | Celebrity candidate: Kate Moss Why she deserves doobs: If it weren't for those winter months, we wouldn't know there was anything there at all. Chest size: Negative A Recommended snacks for doobs: A field of cattle Teen-aged boy she resembles:  Leonardo Dicaprio, circa 1992What she uses instead of a bra: A slingshot. Words of encouragement: Kate, we highly encourage the intake of Coke....acola. |
 | Celebrity candidate: Lily Allen Why she deserves doobs: --- Chest size: --- Recommended snacks for doobs: --- Teen-aged boy she resembles: --- What she uses instead of a bra: --- Words of encouragement: --- |
 | Celebrity candidates: The Olson Twins Why they deserve doobs: Their shoulder blades hold a bigger bra size than their actual boobs. Chest sizes: --- Recommended snacks for doobs: --- Teen-aged boy they resemble: --- What they use instead of a bra: --- Words of encouragement: --- |
 | Celebrity candidate: Kate Hudson Why she deserves doobs: --- Chest size: --- Recommended snacks for doobs: --- Teen-aged boy she resembles: --- What she uses instead of a bra: --- Words of encouragement: --- |
 | Celebrity candidate: Keira Knightley Why she deserves doobs: --- Chest size: --- Recommended snacks for doobs: --- Teen-aged boy she resembles: --- What she uses instead of a bra: --- Words of encouragement: --- |
 | Celebrity candidate: Claire Danes Why she deserves doobs: --- Chest size: --- Recommended snacks for doobs: --- Teen-aged boy she resembles: --- What she uses instead of a bra: --- Words of encouragement: --- |
Add your female celebrity doob candidates below!!!
 | Celebrity candidate: --- Why she deserves doobs: --- Chest size: --- Recommended snacks for doobs: --- Teen-aged boy she resembles: --- What she uses instead of a bra: --- Words of encouragement: --- |
| | Celebrity candidate: --- Why she deserves doobs: --- Chest size: --- Recommended snacks for doobs: --- Teen-aged boy she resembles: --- What she uses instead of a bra: --- Words of encouragement: --- |
| | Celebrity candidate: --- Why she deserves doobs: --- Chest size: --- Recommended snacks for doobs: --- Teen-aged boy she resembles: --- What she uses instead of a bra: --- Words of encouragement: --- |
| | Celebrity candidate: --- Why she deserves doobs: --- Chest size: --- Recommended snacks for doobs: --- Teen-aged boy she resembles: --- What she uses instead of a bra: --- Words of encouragement: --- |
| | Celebrity candidate: --- Why she deserves doobs: --- Chest size: --- Recommended snacks for doobs: --- Teen-aged boy she resembles: --- What she uses instead of a bra: --- Words of encouragement: --- |
| | Celebrity candidate: --- Why she deserves doobs: --- Chest size: --- Recommended snacks for doobs: --- Teen-aged boy she resembles: --- What she uses instead of a bra: --- Words of encouragement: --- |
| | Celebrity candidate: --- Why she deserves doobs: --- Chest size: --- Recommended snacks for doobs: --- Teen-aged boy she resembles: --- What she uses instead of a bra: --- Words of encouragement: --- |
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